AUTOGRAPHS

I’ve been collecting signatures ever since I can remember. Autographs help you remember people you’ve met. I collect the autograph of every kid I meet in schools and at museums, and also save celebrity signatures. It’s always good to protect your autographs in an album, along with newspaper stories and other stuff about the person. Once I met the guy from KFC, you know the Southern guy in the white suit with the cool mustache and cane. I got his autograph, and had fried chicken for dinner that night. I saved the box before it got greasy, and put it in my album next to Colonel Sanders’ autograph. Now I’ll never forget that day.

That’s right dawgs, IC is cool with Eminem (the real Slim Shady, yo!) Practice writing your autograph, cause you’re gonna be famous someday too!